<- What Walrus wheeps
 Part VI

"Yes, grrrnnn," and the Aardverk opened her ears curiously too, when Dodo continued: "WAFF, WAFF, this Bitch put a huge sheet metal full with
Ginger-Biscuits out of her oven, warm and steaming. My nose smelled this delicious food from far down the street. Went in her garden, inside her house, and just took one Biscuit only. And know what happened?"


"She came with a scissors from behind and snipped a piece from my tale! OUCHH"

"She came with a scissors from behind and snipped a piece from my tale! OUCHH"
"What, Dodo, but your tale is long and bushy, what are you telling? What are you missing?"

"Surely, I smelled her coming, because these pussies stink so delicious, best when in these times blood comes out between her legs. And in these times these two-legs-bitches are even more stupid than ever and they call this PMS and so I smelled her, turn around and bite her hand with the scissors. But SHIT, WAFF, WAFF missed her biscuit! Fuck her biscuit!"

"Waaauuu, Dodo, you must be a kind of hero", admires the Aardverk the Dog.

"Shut up stupid!, WAFF", barks DODO back.

 
"Shut up stupid!, WAFF", barks DODO back.

Thus weeps the Walrus on its 22nd birthday.